It's not just that when one door closes, another door opens.
When one door closes, Jeanette, choirs burst into chorus, orchestras orchestrate, bugles bugle, marching bands march, dogs catch Frisbees, cats 'chow, chow, chow,' pigs fly, and 10,000 new doors open.
Kind of makes you want a door to close, huh?
P.S. Another door opens, Jeanette... "good grief."